anti racist newspaper?

that lisping cretin on the corner of the deli annoys me.

'anti racist newspaper?'

sorry, correct me if i'm wrong, there can't be that much anti racist news in a week, its really not worth 50p, and really, i'm not too bothered about the burning anti racist issues of our society you obviously hold so dear.

'would you like to sign a petition against racism?'

you're expecting me to believe that if i put my name on your piece of paper a BNP member falls down a well or my uncle Phil gets a pint glass over his head every time he says paki down the club. no. that's not how the world works.

'what will that do?' 'it will get you on our mailing list'

oh so its not a petition anyway, how do you expect me to buy your newspapers lisping cretin when you lie to me so. are you even anti racist? i don't even know what to think anymore, i always thought the pointy white hat and flowing robes were a bit suspect but that wallpaper pasting table in a back lane covered in assorted shite has a certain 'TRUST ME' factor.

in short you're a bit of a wanker. get your life sorted.


i saw spacker dave tonight, he was walking along malvern road at quarter to ten with three bags of shopping. sometimes i suspect hes not all there.