Clarky let slip she flirts with the lesbian metro inspector that looks like an onion to avoid getting fined. dirty.

I am FRUIT-BATMAN! sort of. unlike jake woods woho is a fruit light weight. i tried to prove I could go a full week just eating fruit. i lasted half a day.

Borgeous took her COCK scarf back, she tried to wriggle out of telling the man why, but i kindly pointed it out for her because I'm that nice. 'IT'S GOT COCKS ON IT'

BUT... it made me miss this.

C h a r l o t t e :) says:
*awhhh did you not even hear about it you reject
*it was proper naughty hahah
*on the first floor . these paki kids just started going wild , like 10 of them on to one. they all picked up chairs and tables and that and were pure smacking people with them hahaha ! then the cleaners came and tried to stop them and one of them waas like " STOPPP FIGHTING PLEASEE :'(" and hitting them with her mop .
*lmfao!
*no way it was one of the single greatest moments of my life!
*chuffed i did like cos i was going to go to town haha
*sexton came in like 20 minutes after looked concerned at all of the broken chairs then just sort of shrugged and walked out hahah
*he reminds me of the head of 6th form in skins

naughty.