Dear readers,

my blog isn't of as high a calibre as it originally was back in the Adit bashing days and loyal fans, i would like to apologise and take this moment to henceforth bring to you the very best in high grade blogging, lewy's right, the honeymoon period should have never ended...

Jamie's idea of doing 'a day in the life of dan' is a good one, but obviously every day, one day over and over wouldnt be that good.

but unlike Anne Frank i'm not stuck in an attic waiting for my turn to go to the ash tray, and unlike Ben mitchell on eastenders i have no secret gay crushes to write about, but, i'l give it a go

THE DIARY OF DAN FRANK. - take one



POLITICS

not as exciting as Nazis and periods but what do you expect. anyway, the long and short of it, there was some lib dem at Monument, (Ron Beadle - if he's elected he'll fight 'tooth and nail' for circuses? not the way to reach out to the electorate i would have thought, maybe hes after the monster loony vote?) so we took part in his rally, got on look north, then nicked off with his illuminous orange sign, feeling like we'd truly played a part in democracy.



LEE

APPI BURFFDAI! * all grown up, still capable of being outsmarted by a twelve week old labradoodle though. thanks for the party, and the extra sausage!




I was black for the day too, walking through Jarrow blacked up carrying a pineapple and a coconut is terrifying, the locals have never seen a black man before, never mind tropical fruit. i was pelted with stones.


SMOKING

harley has pushed me to the edge, she's got me under so much stress I have no choice but to take up smoking, i've got patches and everything, little sticky charts, i'm hoping to be on 20 a day by next wednesday...


i'm ten marlboro red down already though, i just can't work out where to put them, or what end to set alight, if anyone knows how give me a bell!