I dont think may people will be able to relate to the embarrassment of being invited to a party and having to ask for a plus one,
for your dog.
thats right, my dog is apparently incapable of being left alone in the house at night according to my mam, presumably it's scared of the dark? if it was up to me I would just slap it and call it a puff.
how could you say no to those puppy dog eyes james! you know she would have been the life and soul of the party, but, canineless, i trudged along, dog in house, dad's drink in hand, the twenty quid to stay in and dog sit in my pocket. had a birra boot with kiz-topher, and blinded libby with lager.
on a more serious note, has anyone seen Cleo?
I would of dog sitted for you! While I don't get a dog, there are others out there neglecting theirs... Like a kick in the teeth.
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